Here it is, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. As promised, I have written a short (short, short) story involving the three winners of the Blog Search Term Challenge. Enjoy.
In retrospect, putting the archery range next to the royal gardens was the first of many many mistakes for King Solomon.
Yes, those are royal porcupines wearing royal fuzzy slippers. Yes, those slippers were stolen from the concubines’ quarters. Yes, that is a wayward arrow. Yes, it is a little known fact that King Solomon employed elven archers. And yes, he really should have consulted Angie’s List before hiring a palace planner. Everyone knows porcupines are extremely susceptible to elven love arrows.
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